the sun is on my side

You’re not my friend.

imanassspankme:

imanassspankme:

Something I hear time and time again from Nice Guys™ is that they get friend-zoned, which I guess is some awful injustice. Nice Guys™ seem to regard their relationships with women as successful or valuable only if the relationship is sexual or romantic in nature. Therefor friendship equals failure.

But you know what, Nice Guys™? Fuck you. If you’re going to treat my friendship as though it’s falling short, you don’t deserve to be my friend.

I’m tired of being called a bitch because I’m attracted to people who aren’t you. I’m tired of you throwing pity parties because you think you’re entitled to my commitment and sex, all because you’ve “been there for me.” You have zero respect for me, which is made evident by the fact that you don’t give a shit about what I say unless it’s what you want to hear. I’m tired of having to let you down easy time after time because if I hurt your feelings, I’m afraid you’re going to hurt me.

You want to whine about how every girl chooses an asshole over you. God forbid you take a moment and think, “Hey, I’m the common denominator in all these failed attempts. Maybe, just maybe, there’s something I could be doing differently.”

Of course not, you’re nice.

This is my most successful post ever. I feel like a proud mama.

because it’s right on